Friend 1) Rebecca
Not only was Reb a great snuggler, buuuuuuuut she came with COOKIES! Mom and Dad said they were delicious. I slept in her arms for the whole movie. To call it cozy would be an understatement.
Friend 2) Billy
I have actually met Billy before, but last time I pooped on him. I decided to let him off the hook this time. It was great to see him again and get cuddly.
Friend 3) Chris
Chris actually came to visit me in hospital with his wife and daughter, but that was AGES ago, so it was nice to catch up with him and have a good ol' chat. I had a lot to tell him today and showed off my sweet neck control.
Love, Felix
Sweet neck meat moves Fe!
ReplyDeleteHa! Neck meat.
DeleteCan't wait for my turn!
ReplyDeleteYes! Come and visit us!
ReplyDeleteFelix, you will always have a bed in my arms, even when you are sixty. No ageism here! Come on over for a snooze and I will regale you with tales about the decadent long-lost restaurant called Bonanza.
ReplyDeleteYou are so eloquent, Reb! Probably best if you come to me. Mom will make you burritos.
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