Literal Lee

Just call me Literal Lee. The other night I got to stay up past my bedtime and go to the first bonfire of the year with Mommy and a few of her friends. It was great because there were so many rocks around. And as you all know, I love rock. My boots were in the bottom of the stroller, so when mommy said for me to fill my boots when I wanted to play rocks, I took it quite literally, and filled my boots with rocks.

Love, Literal Lee xo

Do you have the time?

Time management. I hear this term a lot I'm my line of work so I decided to get involved. I realized I didn't have a way to actually keep time, so how could I manage it? 

I asked mommy and daddy for a watch, but they just gave me more grapes. Sigh. Sometimes, they just don't understand me. 

Anyway, tonight I took matters into my own hands and constructed a classic, gentleman's timepiece. 

This beautiful artistry consistently provides me with ham o'clock while at the same time keeping me young and hip.

Here is me constructing the watch:

And here I am posing with it. I am also showing off my growing collection of molars.

I love ham,

Felix

Compare/Contrast

Strangely similar….

(check out :35 seconds)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6S6Cz6NNsR4

And this…

Love, Lizard Boy

Forest Dwelling

There are few things that I enjoy more than a good ol' fashioned run around outside. I love the freedom, the fresh air and the interesting things hiding behind trees and in the grass. Things become extra fun when I run around outside with a buddy...in this case, with Daddy!

Love, Felix

For Hire

Looking to sell your latest and greatest toddler creation? 

Hoping to increase sales of any and all toddler-related items?

Look no further than Felix Zuylander.

Here I am practising a few different looks on the BC Ferries this morning. A few tourist photographers took some photos of me while I was posing for daddy. It is weird when randoms take my picture, but I am starting to get used to it.

Get in touch with my agent, Nana.

Love, Felix 

Shady...