Carrot O'Clock

Dear Carrot...the actual vegetable, not the panda that was my Dad's stuffed animal as a child,

I am reaaaaaaaally into mashing my gums down hard on stuff these days. Knuckles, toys, blankets, whatever! In any case, Mom thought it might be fun to try mashing my gums on a cold, hard, carrot. Here's what happened:

What the deuce is this!?

Perhaps if I hold it myself...

Aiiiight...I'll give it a chance, coach...

YOU! You've been holding out on me!

This is awesome. I will now use all my superbrain powers and 

sweet holdingstuff skills to gnaw away on this carrot...

Thanks Carrot. Do come again!

Love, Felix