Grasping the slippery cuke required intense-super-zuyder-focus*
Sweet grab skills to mash the cuke on my radical smooshing gums.
On the left: the cuke that escaped my gum-mashing extravaganza. On the right: the cuke that I annihilated with my awesome gum-mashing skills.
I think I am going to reaaaaaaaally like eating big-boy food...
*Zuyder-focus is a super power innate in male Zuyderduyns; Allows male Zuyderduyns to focus solely on the task at hand while bombs explode, houses cave in and/or tsunamis of unicorns roll by all completely unnoticed by the male zuyder-focuessed Zuyderduyn.
Haha that IS some intense Zuyderfocus!
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