Why must you be so loud and aggressive? There is no other sound that I have found in my vast experience that is so terrifying. You are frightening.
Yes, I know I like pulling on your hose and pressing your buttons when you are unplugged, but my god do I steer clear of you when you are plugged in. I find the best way to avoid you is to let out a blood-curdling, horror-movie style lady scream when you are turned on just to remind mom and dad of your horrifying existence. Since your last bloodcurdling appearance yesterday, I can't seem to find you anywhere. I have been trying to find you but perhaps you listened to me and disappeared. I was curious about this new structure I discovered in the bathroom however....
I'll be watching for you, Vacuum.
Regards, Felix
Hahaha no love for that vacuum! Poor little cutie!
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