Do you have the time?

Time management. I hear this term a lot I'm my line of work so I decided to get involved. I realized I didn't have a way to actually keep time, so how could I manage it? 

I asked mommy and daddy for a watch, but they just gave me more grapes. Sigh. Sometimes, they just don't understand me. 

Anyway, tonight I took matters into my own hands and constructed a classic, gentleman's timepiece. 

This beautiful artistry consistently provides me with ham o'clock while at the same time keeping me young and hip.

Here is me constructing the watch:

And here I am posing with it. I am also showing off my growing collection of molars.

I love ham,

Felix